Things I have learned being a mom!

• When your kids are independent and potty trained, baby sit it is GREAT birth control!
• Having a "baby" when you are 17 isn't that hard but having a teenager when you aren't much more then one yourself makes having a baby at 17 hard!
• Your kids will think your mom is cooler then you, even if she isn't
• It might be "sweet" waking up to your baby in the morning laying next you but having a baby foot in your face while trying to have an intament moment with your husband isn't as sweet!
• Banning Legos from your house is not harm your child's creativity but will save you hurt feet in the middle of the night!
• Kids think water in a bottle is WAY better then water in a cup!
• Some kids will believe anything like: diapers won't fit you so you have to wear panties or that since they threw the paci away it is gone forever
• Napping is good for EVERYONE!
• You get breakfast in bed to relax so you won't the mess your kids made making it for you!
• Pedicure's are amazing even if you don't like people to mess with your feet!
• Every mom should have a daughter, but just one!
• Falling asleep while making out is acceptable when you have 4 kids!
• Laundry is never ending once you have 5 or more people in your house!
• If you take all the free clothes offered to you for your daughter then you can afford all the ACCESORIES to go with them!
• Little girls love shoes as much as big girls!
• Little boys love fishing as much as big boys!
• Have lots of friends, so you don't have to pay a babysitter!