What do you do?

This question was asked to me recently upon meeting someone new. I gave her the answer she wanted to hear. I stay at home. Sometimes I feel like I am saying I do nothing. What I feel like saying is what do I do??? What don't I do? I am cook, sometimes a personal chef it feels like!, a maid, a launderer, a carpet specialist, a pet babysitter, a professional playmate, a personal driver for 4 very demanding people, a cheerleader, a tutor, a teacher, a singer, a personal shopper 4 times over again!, a nurse, a dancer, a listener, an artist, accounts payable, accounts receivable, mail woman, a taxi service but my favorite thing I do is a mommy. I really do love being a mommy but I just wish more people understood what goes into it instead of thinking I just sit at home all day and have it made cause I don't HAVE to work!